Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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