For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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