and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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