Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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