great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
So gin and wine won't be happening again
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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