You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize
