Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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