My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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