Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
bring money and cleavage
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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