I'm jealous of your bromance
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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