So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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