I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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