So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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