can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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