Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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