I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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