ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
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Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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