can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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