I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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