I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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