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just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
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momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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