How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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