I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
It's official drugs can't kill me
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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