i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
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