I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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