he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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