ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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