That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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