dude i'm inner monologue high
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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