i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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