Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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