ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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