She announced her abortion via fbk
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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