I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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