She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
My bed is full of blood and feathers
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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