just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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