She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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