I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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