please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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