Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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