Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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