So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
