Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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