That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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