She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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