I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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