it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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