We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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