if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
True strength comes from lack of pants
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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