dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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