I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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